There are incredibly awesome and collectible action figures and then there are the ‘WTF were they thinking when they produced this?’ ones. This is a list of the latter kind. And the truth is…I actually kinda, sorta want them all. Here’s a look at 10 totally bizarre action figures.
Django Unchained Slaves
Okay, let’s start with the newest WTF action figures. The release of these figures are creating a huge stir on the internet…for obvious reasons. I mean there’s just something a little bit off about buying a slave doll. Agree?
Blunts and Cheesy Gordita Crunch sold separately.
What…was Sergeant Shart already taken? Needless to say this doll is Al Roker’s favorite.
Kind of gives new meaning to action figure, ’cause you KNOW Bob is getting some. Even with those ill-fitting pleated pants. Maybe he needs them a little roomy for Bob Jr.?
I mean I like watching WWII docs on The History Channel just as much as the next grandpa, but I don’t want a display full of evil decorating my breakfast nook.
What the hell did the character of Aunt May ever do to the designer of this doll?? It looks more like Aunt Gary Busey.
If you’re a superhero is going to the beach really an adventure? I’m also thinking the creator has no concept of what Spider-Man’s body is supposed to look like. Must have had a buttload of Hulk Hogan action figures to recycle.
The Slab Of Meat From Rocky
Warning: choking hazard. Don’t eat this thing that LOOKS LIKE DELICIOUS MEAT!?!
Fisto- Masters Of The Universe
Um…he has a really big fist that he will…pound you with. Calm down up there, Gay Bob!
George Lucas Stormtrooper
Oh the fun I would have if I got my hands on this one! Gotta love his 1970’s Playgirl makeover. I can totally picture him lying nude on a Tauntaun skin rug. Oh man why did I have to picture that?
Any bizarre action figures I forgot? Let us know in the comments!
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