Check Out What Happens When ‘Jurassic Park’ and High Heels Combine

By July 23, 2015

When I was younger, I could do anything in heels — running, jumping, climbing trees (if dared) — you name it. But, that was only when someone wasn’t trying to eat me, because if I were running for my life, I’d definitely kick those heels off and run like hell. But not Bryce Dallas Howard in Jurassic World, who spends the entire film running in heels that don’t even look like the kind of shoes you’d be willing to get killed over. Hasn’t she seen Working Girl? You wear tennis shoes to work, then put on your heels once you’re in the office.

XVP Comedy decided to broach this very subject in the most epic way of all — make them all wear heels. ALL. OF. THEM.

The tour vehicles have heels, people. Also, I’d like to get my hands on Sam Neill’s kinky boots.

New shoe company idea: Jurassic Heels.



While I’m working on that, I’ll be buying all my girls and queens this for birthdays/Christmas/Hanukkah/Chrismukkah/Kwanzaa!

*thanks to A.V. Club for this amazing “heels” up!

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Cricket Lee
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