ICYMI: Adult Swim Sticks It to Tech Hipster Geeks With ‘SmartPipe’

By March 31, 2015
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If you’re a tech label whore (or know one), Adult Swim has gone above and beyond to make sure you know your obsession to be “better than the Joneses” is dumb.

3 a.m. may be known as “The Witching Hour,” but when it comes Adult Swim, things get REALLY weird at 4 a.m. for a GLORIOUS thirty minutes — and usually begins with a made up infomercial to show us how our own rampant consumerism and need to have “the latest in ‘smart’ technology” is silly…as is the hashtag for the product, aptly titled “#ItsMyAnus” for reasons that will be made known throughout the informercial.

Introducing the “Smart Pipe,” the latest way to connect socially…through your poop.

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“Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity.”

It’s only a matter of time, people…wash your hands.

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  • RogerSmiles

    Smart Pipe is probably the invention of the century, think the creators are due some awards and statues erected in their honor! 😉