Indiana Jones Denied Tenure

By November 21, 2012

Ever wonder how Indiana Jones is able to hold down his teaching gig when he’s constantly taking vacation time? So did we. Well, according to this hilarious tenure letter, his facility members aren’t too happy with his adventurous ways and wandering eye.

As seen on McSweeney’s!

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Maggie is a former Tiger Beat senior staff writer who used to rock out with the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber in sunny Los Angeles before she decided to relocate to chilly San Francisco. She now spends her days writing, reading Game of Thrones, traveling, and getting into generally geeky stuff - all while drinking copious amounts of caffeine. Her life motto: "It's useful being top banana in the shock department." - Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's

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