Kevin Spacey Plays A Cat In This ‘Nine Lives’ Trailer And Nobody Understands

By January 29, 2016

Who has questionable pictures of Kevin Spacey?

That’s the only thing that could possibly explain why an actor of his caliber would say “You know what? I think we need another movie about a workaholic businessman who gets transformed into a cat so he can learn to spend more time with his family.” 

I’m not kidding. That’s the plot of Nine Lives, starring not only Kevin Spacey but Christopher Walken, Robbie Amell and Jennifer Garner. I was hoping it was really another secret Cloverfield trailer.

Still don’t believe me? I wouldn’t either. Here’s some proof.


Still need more proof? Still hoping for a Godzilla type monster to pop out? Maybe a Paul Verhoeven satirical twist? Here’s the trailer to crush your dreams:

Accept it, you just watched that happen.

Nine Lives will be directed by Barry Sonnenfeld; director of Men In Black as the trailer states. He also directed Wild, Wild, West (the trailer doesn’t say that).  I’m going to leave you to process this in a dark room by yourself now. Stay tuned to GeekNation for more about Mr. Fuzzypants. (I hope you know I was laughing when I wrote that) 

Nine Lives is coming August 5th, 2016.

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Mike Holtz
Mike Holtz is just a guy looking for any excuse to talk movies and needs to be able to give people a legitimate reason to spend what they spend on popcorn each month. The Dad to a superhero little girl with another on the way, Mike's also written for a few cool websites and talked for a few more. Also, Mike cries like a school girl every time he watches 'Rocky.'