Darth Vader’s War on Herbs in the Ukrane

By March 6, 2013

A vigilante Vader and some vigilante stormtroopers raided a smoke shop in the Ukraine Saturday. The men broke into the smoke shop shouting “For the Emperor!” The men set off smoke bombs and flash bombs and busted open doors.

After collecting what they considered to be “contraband” they put it into a pot and attempt to set it on fire.

Darth Vader later spoke to members of the press, claiming that Emperor Palpatine had ordered them “to mercilessly and irreversibly cut the knot of drug dealing. Those guilty of poisoning the nation should be brought to strict account before the Empire.”

The shopkeeper denies he was selling anything illegal and called police, but Vader and the Troopers disappeared before they could be questioned.
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