So a new pope has been elected and to our dismay it isn’t Yoda.
New Pope Jorge Mario Bergoglio from Argentina is here to stay (at least for now.) He’s chosen the name Frances, and is the first Jesuit Pope, AND the first Pope from the Americas.
The Huffington Post is insisting that the new pope looks like Jeffrey Tambor…
ET Online is giving us up-to-the-minute celebrity reactions:
Craig Ferguson: “Rumors already swirling in Hollywood that the new Pope will replace Leno on NBC at 1130.”
Kristen Bell: “Hahahaha @jram23: Nice try #newpope. We have bigger news to sell today. #veronicamarsmovie #finally.”
Seth MacFarlane: “To signal the conclave had not reached a decision, they released black smoke from a chimney and emptied 400 styrofoam cups into the street.”
Seth Rogen: “There’s also white smoke coming out of my office, but nobody seems that excited about it.”
Aziz Ansari: “Feeling good about my chances to be new Pope. My agents said I should hear something today…”
Jim Gaffigan: “In honor of Pope Francis being from Argentina I’m going to continue to eat steak and ice cream in an abusive manner.”
Andy Richter: “76 yrs old and only one lung? It’s so obvious Francis is just a placeholder until Trebek’s Jeopardy contract is up.”
Neil Patrick Harris: “New Pope news soon! You might want to follow @TheTweetOfGod for all papal updates. He has an ‘in’.”
Steve Martin: “The new Pope just called! The new Pope just called!”
So there you have it. It’s all over. New Pope picked.
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